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એક વાર એક આંધળો છોકરો પોતાનિ ટોપિ ઉંધિ મુકિને એક ભિડ-ભરેલ બજારમાં એક ઓટલા પર બેઠો હતો. તેનિ બાજુમાં એક બોર્ડ મુકેલુ હતુ, જેમાં લખેલુ હતુ - " હું આંધળો છુ, મારિ મદદ કરો ". એનિ ટોપિમાં માત્ર કંઇક ગણિ શકાય તેટ્લા સિક્કા હતા. એક સજ્જન માણસ ત્યાંથિ પસાર થતા હતા. એ બોર્ડ જોઇને ત્યાં ઉભા રહ્યા. એમણે કંઇક વિચાર્યુ, પછિ હસવાં માંડ્યા. તેમણે પોતાના પાકિટમાંથિ થોડા પૈસા કાઢિ એનિ ટોપિમાં મુક્યા. એનુ બોર્ડ ઉંધુ કરિ કંઇક લખ્યું. પછિ તે બોર્ડ તેનિ જ્ગ્યા પર પાછુ મુકિ દિધુ, પણ એ રિતે કે લોકો એનુ વાક્ય વાંચિ શકે.

થોડા જ સમય માં બાળકનિ ટોપિ સિક્કાથિ સારિ એવિ ભરાઇ ગઇ. સજ્જન માણસ પોતાનુ કામ કરિને પાછા એ બાળક પાસે જવા લાગ્યા. એ પાછા એ બાળક પાસે પહોચ્યા. બાળક એમના પગ નાં અવાજથિ એમને ઓળખિ ગયો. એને તરત પુછ્યુ, :" હે મહનુભવ, તમે આ બોર્ડ પર શુ લખિ ને ગયા હતાં? " એમણે કહ્યુ, મે એનિ પર એજ લખ્યુ હતુ જે સાચુ જ છે, પણ બિજિ રિતે. મે લખ્યુ કે, " દુનિયા કેટલિ સુંદર છે, પણ હુ તેને જોઇ નથિ સકતો."

સાર : એક વાત ને હંમેશા બે રિતે જોવિ જોઇએ,
પણ એમાંથિ સારિ વાત જરુર જોવિ જોઇએ.
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सिर्फ़ १३ - १४ माह पहले जो सेंसेक्स २१,००० था, आज ९,००० हो गया हे | ११ माह पहले कई विशेशग्य व निवेशक दीर्घावधि पूंजी निवेशा की बात कर रहे थे | आज ९,००० पर कोई निवेशा नही करना चाहता | आशचर्य ! क्या अब दीर्घावधि मैं सभी भारतीय उद्योग जगत की महारथी कम्पनी या डूब जायेगी या ख़तम हो जायेगी?

वोरेना बफेट, जो आज के सबसे धनवान व्यक्ति हैं, ने सभी वास्तविक दीर्घावधि वाले निवेशकों को दीर्घ मुनाफे के लिए संदेश दिया हैं की : -

जब लोग खरीदने के लिए दौड़ रहें हो,
आप डरिये |
जब लोग खरीदने से डर रहे हों ,
आप खरीदें |

Fascinating Facts About Your Brain

We've long known that the brain is an amazing thing, but did you specifically know that:

• Every person has more than 75km of nerves in their body.

• Your nerves can send messages faster than a Grand Prix car travels.

• The brain is the most complex machine in the universe - it has over 100,000,000, 000 nerve cells each with up to 150,000 connections. Each cell is connected to 25,000 others.

• If every person on the planet simultaneously made 200,000 phone calls, there would be the same total number of connections as in a single human brain in a day

• The grey cells occupy only 5% of our brains - 95% is taken up by the communication network that runs between the grey cells!

• The brain weighs about 1.5 kg in an adult human, about 1.5% of the body weight.

• Damaged brain cells do not regenerate but mental and physical functions can improve after mild or moderate brain damage with skilful rehabilitation.

• Compared to other animals, human brains are big for the body.

• The human brain is only just bigger than your two fists.

• On average, the male brain (approx 1.4kg) is slightly bigger than the female brain (approx 1.26kg).

• Each half of the brain controls the other half of your body.

• In right-handed individuals (which comprise 91% of people): the right side of the brain controls: musical talent, fantasy, imagination, dreams, drawing, and painting. The left side of the brain controls: mathematical ability, ability to solve logic problems, controls language skills, remembers names, dates, and facts.

• The grey part of the brain is folded to fit inside the skull and, if flattened, it would cover the surface of an office desk.

• The brain contains 100 billion brain cells of which, 100,000 are irretrievably lost each day.

• You can retain about seven facts at any one time in short term memory, but over the long term your brain has to forget things to make room for new memories.

Bill - Tit for Tat...

While the Gates' are moving in from their temporary quarters nearby, final construction of their new house is not expected to be completed until the end of the year. Now if I were the contractor with a sense of humor...

Bill: "There are a few issues we need to discuss."

Contractor: "Ah, you have our basic support option. Calls are free for the first 90 days and $75 a call thereafter. Okay?"

Bill: "Uh, yeah... the first issue is the living room. We think its a little smaller than we anticipated."

Contractor: "Yeah. Some compromises were made to have it out by the release date."

Bill: "We won't be able to fit all our furniture in there."

Contractor: "Well, you have two options. You can purchase a new, larger living room: or you can use a Stacker."

Bill: "Stacker?"

Contractor: "Yeah, it allows you to fit twice as much furniture into the room. By stacking it, of course, you put the entertainment center on the couch... the chairs on the table... etc. You leave an empty spot, so when you want to use some furniture you can unstack what you need and then put it back when you're done."

Bill: "Uh... I Dunno... Issue two. The second issue is the light fixtures. The bulbs we brought with us from our old home won't fit. The threads run the wrong way."

Contractor: "Oh! Thats easy. Those bulbs aren't plug and play. You'll have to upgrade to the new bulbs."

Bill: "And the electrical outlets? The holes are round, not rectangular. How do I fix that?"

Contractor: "Just uninstall and reinstall the electrical system."

Bill: "You're kidding!?"

Contractor: "Nope. Its the only way."

Bill: " Well... I have one last problem. Sometimes, when I have guests over, someone will flush the toilet and it won't stop. The water pressure drops so low that the showers don't work."

Contractor: "That’s a resource leakage problem. One fixture is failing to terminate and is hogging the resource preventing access from other fixtures."

Bill: "And how do I fix that?"

Contractor: "Well, after each flush, you all need to exit the house, turn off the water at the street, turn it back on, reenter the house and then you can get back to work."

Bill: "That’s the last straw. What kind of product are you selling me?"

Contractor: "Hey, if you don't like it, nobody made you buy it."

Bill: "And when will it be fixed?"

Contractor: "Oh, in your next house - which will be ready to release sometime near the end of next year. Actually it was due out this year, but we've had some delays..."

Santa Singh to Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer
for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your
notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******
appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but
we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware
vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.
I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down '
button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request
you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run '
has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so
that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find
only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find',
but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from
CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning
'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect
ur money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when u will provide that?

10. Please congirm about "exit" button because here is only "Enter" no "exit"

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From Geeta

This thousands of year old epic can still leave a positive energy on our minds on the condition if we read and implement it carefully.....................

1. Why do you worry? Whom / what do you fear? Who can kill you / harm you? The soul is never born... nor is it subject to death.

2. What has happened, has happened for some good (in the long run). What is happening is also for some good, and what will happen, will be also for your good. So, don't repent about the past, neither worry about the future. The present is here, so live it.

3. What have you lost that you grieve? What did you bring along (at your birth) that you lost? What did you produce / created (on your own without God's grace) that has been destroyed?? You never brought anything along (materialistic things / emotions / etc). Whatever you gained, you gained it from here (the world). Whatever you loose/lost, you lost it here only. (you don't take anything along at your death). Whatever you gained, you gained from God, and whatever you lost, you lost it to Him. You came empty handed, and you leave empty handed. What is yours today, will belong to someone else tomorrow and to another person at some other time. What you take as yours (the material things / emotions / relations etc.) and feel so contended, those very things and the feeling of contention resulting from such thoughts, are the real cause of your sufferings.

4. Change is the essence of Life / world. What you think as Death, is in fact a new beginning in itself, a new life. In one moment you (may) become a millionaire, the next moment you (may) become poor. Remove such (extreme) emotions / thoughts like.... yours & mine, big & small (great & small), ours & yours, etc.... then you will see that all belongs to you and you belong to all. (Like Buddhaâ€™s philosophy of middle-path and balance)

5. Neither this body is yours nor you (soul) belongs to this body. It is composed of / made from Fire, Water, Air, Earth and Space and will dissolve into these (at your death). But soul is eternal, then WHO ARE YOU ?? Surrender yourself to the God (Brahma). This is the best refuge / support. He who knoweth this refuge / support, he is absolved of all fear, worries, sufferings, sorrow.

6. Whatever you do, just surrender your achievements (or perceived loss / failure) to that lord. This way you will experience eternal bliss void of any EGO (and desires and sorrows).

The Legend

The Legend - MAHATMA GANDHI

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, popularly known as Mahatma Gandhi and indian known as " BAPU " , was born in Porbander a coastal town in present-day Gujarat, Western India, on 2 October 1869. His father, Karamchand Gandhi (1822-1885), who belonged to the Hindu Modh community, was the Diwan (Prime Minister) of the eponymous Porbander State, a small princely state in the Kathiawad Agency of British India. His mother, Putlibai, who came from the Hindu Pranami Vaishnava community, was Karamchand's fourth wife, the first three wives having apparently died in childbirth.

May 1883, the 13-year old Mohandas was married to 14-year old Kasturbai Makhanji (Known as Kasturba) in an arranged child marriage. On 4 September 1888, less than a month shy of his nineteenth birthday, Gandhi traveled to London, England, to study law at University College London to train as a Barrister.

Gandhi's message was one of peace and compassion: that one's actions profoundly affect the world in which one lives. In today's world fraught with tension and conflicts, the universal teachings of Gandhi including non-violence, love and fraternity have an enduring relevance. Humanity as a whole could benefit immensely by following the path he illuminated: peace, friendship, tolerance and primacy of humane conduct.

Gandhi was nominated in 1937, 1938, 1939, 1947 and, finally, a few days before he was murdered in January 1948. The omission has been publicly regretted by later members of the Nobel Committee; when the Dalai Lama was awarded the Peace Prize in 1989, the chairman of the committee said that this was "in part a tribute to the memory of Mahatma Gandhi". However, the committee has never commented on the speculations as to why Gandhi was not awarded the prize, and until recently the sources which might shed some light on the matter were unavailable.

In South Africa Gandhi worked to improve living conditions for the Indian minority. This work, which was especially directed against increasingly racist legislation, made him develop a strong Indian and religious commitment, and a will to self-sacrifice. With a great deal of success he introduced a method of non-violence in the Indian struggle for basic human rights. The method, satyagraha – "truth force" – was highly idealistic; without rejecting the rule of law as a principle, the Indians should break those laws which were unreasonable or suppressive.

Owing to his poor health, Gandhi was released from prison in 1925. Over the following years, he worked hard to preserve Hindu-Muslim relations. He fasted many times when Hindu-Muslim riots broke out.

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